corporate questionnaire

Today I had to fill out a corporate survey including the question,

7. Are you an employee with disabilities (for example, difficulty with walking, seeing, hearing, speaking, breathing)?

I would venture that breathing goes a bit beyond ‘disability’. It’s like saying that Rod Hull merely suffers from a debilitating ‘life deficiency’.

Saying that, I wonder if any wheezing, blue-faced employees clocked that option in their blurred hypoxic state and felt a warm glow of inclusion.

I wonder if they get called ‘Darth’ behind their back.