Ah, sweet myspace.
So you get a random message from some account. Female! Bonus.
Sensible skepticism, probably either spam or some kind of sockpuppet. But hold on, in this case it's just random enough to be genuine. Let's have a look at Helin:
Mail exchange follows.
—————– Original Message —————–
From: helin
Date: Apr 16, 2006 2:23 PM
how are you
may i please ask what size is your foot and what colour is your sock
thanks
helin
Whoa! Bizarre. Absolutely cannot not reply to this one. Surely some naked pics on the cards. Or something. Here we go:
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Air
Date: Apr 16, 2006 6:31 AM
Well hi Helin, I'm pretty good (but kind of hung over).
Lovely pic you have there! You should put up more photos.
Since you asked my feet are size 12, and my socks are comfy brown.
Do you have a thing for feet? Or is this a survey? : )
- Air
Surely. God. Realistically though, not expecting a response. Colour me shocked purple then to receive:
—————– Original Message —————–
From: helin
Date: Apr 17, 2006 3:25 PM
waow u got big foot and i love brown socks on the guys has any girl licked bottom of your foot please
Lol. *fap*
29-Apr-06 at 1:58 pm | Permalink
Does she like feet so much because she doesn’t have any herself? She is total balancing precariously on her party stumps, there. And the skateboard up against the wall is a classic bit of urban disbaled transport. See: The beginning of ‘Trading Places’, and El Guapo in hott comic ‘X-Statix’.
I AM SORRY IF I TURN OUT O BE CORRECT
Also, God? Please don’t let karma apply to me in this instance. Thankyou.
Also, you know what they say about a man with big feet. Bloody difficult to find good shoes. All the ace shoes only go up to about size 8.
03-May-06 at 6:03 pm | Permalink
Dude, you’re not a size 12 are you? That’s pure BFG!
You must have a really big wang, eh?
03-May-06 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
11.5 – 12ish.
And yes, I’ve got more Wang than the People’s Republic of China.
04-May-06 at 9:17 am | Permalink
Remind me to look at your feet next time I see you..