I’m going to work at the Guard**n and Observ*r archive in London for two weeks (as part of my archives training). They want me to sort out some photos from the archive but I’m a bit eek because my tutor has told them I can recognise different photographic processes and I am an expert at DATING PHOTOGRAPHS. I AM NOT!! There’s nothing I am worse at than recognising important people from their photographs.
A likely scenario:
Catherine: :pensive: hmm I wonder who this one can be. I bet it is some sort of British Prime Minister or something.
*wanders off to find somebody to ask*
Catherine: Excuse me, who’s this please?
Boss Person: That’s Winston Churchill, you dummie.
Catherine: 
Saying that, they’ll probably put me on POSTCARDS!
27-Oct-05 at 8:37 pm | Permalink
Excellent, try not to bump into any bisexuals this time. That’s teh g4y pose by Churchill there btw.
27-Oct-05 at 10:44 pm | Permalink
Well the bastards have cancelled on me at the last minute. Apparently they phoned up BT and begged them to take me instead, so I’m still going to London, but bah.
Maybe they read this! Maybe they heard about my association with deviants! Morons.
*off to get excited about the history of telecommunications*
I always thought it was a crap newspaper anyway
31-Oct-05 at 11:45 am | Permalink
Clearly our chance meeting was serendipity, sweety.. Next time I bump into you, one can only hope that your knickers will be around your ankles..
31-Oct-05 at 7:18 pm | Permalink
*uncontrollable retching*
On the other hand I find GAP underwear fits quite well and avoids embarrassing ankle-warming incidents.
31-Oct-05 at 7:52 pm | Permalink
Control yourselves. Despite my obvious charm, I wouldn’t want to spread my evian burd flu. Hee hee. Ahem.
09-Nov-05 at 1:24 pm | Permalink
Ahem
12-Nov-05 at 10:51 pm | Permalink
tee hee.
15-Nov-05 at 9:28 pm | Permalink
“I bet it is some sort of British Prime Minister or something”
Did I mention LOL? Okay then.