Hey peeps, so with a fatal blow to the vagina, I killed the other applicant who was in for the same job in London as me. Now i’m a fully fledged tax paying, bomb dodging, tube loving(!), hampstead wandering camden kid. Show me your rock fingers. Thereyago.
The last week has been pure fukkin mental like. I’ve moved my worldly goods out of chateau lochee road and into my sisters garage, gathered up all my books and told them that their new home is the attic because mummy doesn’t have enough room in her suitcase and booked business flights down, because the baggage allowance is ace and cheaper than getting my dad to drive in his mobile. Breathe. Also sorted out temproray accomodation in a Shepherds Bush whilst I look for someting more becoming of an intrepid young executive such as myself. Decent. I want a fucking mortgage! No chance 
Nonetheless, I’ve taken to London like a cat to minstrels and serotonin levels are at an all time high. Go go gadget smile. Anyway, think I may be in lovely Edinburgh for friday, so keep your phones peeled.
FUCKYEAH.
17-Jul-05 at 1:06 am | Permalink
‘a fatal blow to the vagina’
lol! you must have some pair of lungs!
18-Jul-05 at 7:20 pm | Permalink
> breathless filth
*sigh*
I appreciate you’re excited but you could at least swear in some original fashion.
Congrats tho.
18-Jul-05 at 7:58 pm | Permalink
Man, I love stories of people’s lives going awesome in the space of a week. It supplies me with hope.
(in theory, I will have a flat and a job in Edinburgh in the next couple of weeks. In practice, I will have sustained mediocrity. On the a happier note, I bought new trousers for the first time in too long. Yessssssss. Live the dream. Punch the rainbow and take its gold)
18-Jul-05 at 7:59 pm | Permalink
Yes. The a happier note.
Syntax = grintax
18-Jul-05 at 10:54 pm | Permalink
Excellent work on “punch the rainbow” and “grintax”, no precedents for either.
Good news on migration.
19-Jul-05 at 5:58 pm | Permalink
Thanks, Slugs.
(Edinburgh plans looking bleaker by the day, incidentally)