Some of the few things remembered about Friday night.
• Liz’s friend Rachel passing out in the hall due to her diabetes. The host showing shocking disregard for her welfare (”Is this under control Liz? OK,” *walks away*).
• Rachel being force-fed Ferrero Roche to restore her sugar levels (we were really spoiling her).
• the absolute disregard for music volume and neighbours shortly after midnight. Subsequent amazement that no complaints were made.
• the constant Aftershock rounds and posh Buckie-tasting sessions in the kitchen.
• Duncan physically picking people up and carrying them through to populate the dance floor.
• said dance floor later described as “chaos” by Colin.
• the sea of bodies in the bedroom.
• Liz becoming familiar with Kit’s piercings (as well as non-existent ones).
• Milnotaur, passed out with dignity in the “cupboard” room.
• a subset of the Bell brothers showing unreasonable interest in the contents of the Dyson.
• mein host succumbing to fatigue around 2pm, unable even to see off his hardcore guests : )
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