We-yell, howdy.
If this were a whingy livejournal i’d probably say:
- I’ve never been so exhausted in my life.
- My eyes are spacey, my knees are wobbly and my hair is bad.
- I’ve avaraged 80hrs a week for the past month
- I feel like i’m going to die. Now.
- Just realised I have the biggest library fine in the history of libraries, ever.
- And the iTunes store isn’t working. Motherfuckerrrr.
But it’s an upbeat, smiley post. So i’m going to go with:
- Six weeks and it’s easy street.
- Hopefully punk-ass letters going after the jilly and the bean
- My family kick zee ass. My mum and sis rescued me from uni today and took me for a carb-fest lunch-o-rama. We went to the dca and they served us really quickly and i had pasta and it was yummy and my sister gave me one of her fish balls and it was nice too and then they went away again but my sister bought me bach remedies stuff that you drop on your tongue and it tastes like alcohol and floowers and its supposed to make you clever and that.
- Off to Jordan valley in 4 weeks. Its the lowest point on terra firma anywhere in the whole wide world dontcha know.
- I’m wearing my favourite cherry pants.
Fuck, i’m dull.
22-Mar-05 at 4:23 am | Permalink
I’d say the good well outbalances the bad there! Especially with relation to underwear. I used to have a pair of awesome cherry red boxer shorts, but, rather creepily, I think my brother stole them. Typical. And isn’t it always a special hellish sort of pain when the library fine becomes more expensive than the book itself?
I have forsaken ‘books’. I have no eyes left as I have been reading about chaos magic/k, comics and Donnie Darko on the internet for five hours. And adverts for the next ‘The Ring’ film have scared me into not wanting to turn my TV or monitor off, or leave the room, or do anything, except for scouring the interweb for a psychic fear-salve of some sort. Although I think the answer is to watch The Mighty Boosh again, and scare off some of that bad juju. Is the Mighty Boosh the Invisibles to Nathan Barley’s Outer Church? And all that implies?
I am rambling. But the rambling confirms my existence. I wish I was still drunk.
I just had the best weekend ever.
22-Mar-05 at 9:56 am | Permalink
Man, underwear stealing from your family is just wrong. I inadvertantly did it once with a pair of my girlfriends, but that’s different. In same sex relationships, everything is up for grabs if you’re the same size.
Books are the loveliness. Just finished ‘That Oceanic Feeling’ by Fiona Capp, which was random. A mixture of history and autobiography all about surfing. Decent. Just jumped on The Da Vinci Code bandwagon, and i’m loving it. Library fines are hideous. My ultimate pet hate is teaching establishments mercilessly profiteering from students. My uni is a nightmare for it, and it winds my ass up.
23-Mar-05 at 1:03 am | Permalink
I’m swearing off books until the weekend, having just finished ‘The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’ by Haruki Murakami. If I start reading anything else too soon, I’ll feel a bit like I’m cheating on it. ‘The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’ was well good, so it was. Thus ends my critical analysis.
Anyone seen this? http://www.dstnd.com/
No’ such a big fan of the stuff on it the noo, but apparently the content changes every week, so I will keep my bleeding eyes on it. Yo yo yo.
30-Mar-05 at 3:55 pm | Permalink
Hey, listen to some Boosh from the original radio series. The delivery is much more fresh. Aah.
30-Mar-05 at 4:16 pm | Permalink
Right, that’s it.
I’m going to get me some o’ they audio recordings for wur birthday an’ that, eh no?
I love the Mighty Boosh. I want to come at them like the northern bullet.
30-Mar-05 at 11:22 pm | Permalink
I too love their irreverent feelgood banter.
I’ll be all over you like a hot flannel. You peanut.