partay

giftFor a change this year I thought I’d generate some party action for my birthday.

Hence I’d like to invite you, Dear Reader, and your partner/pals to my newish flat to get intoxicated and meet implausibly attractive people.

Date: Friday 4th March (plenty recovery time)
Place: my flat, [no longer needs to be published - ed.]
Time: after 8
New age: 28
Contact: [no longer needs to be published - ed.]

See you in casualty.