Do you really want one? I thought I wanted a dig camera and got one as an early Christmas present and I hate it and have nothing to look forward to cos I already got my pressie.
But why do you want a damn bike anyway? Cyclists are pests.
jilly and the bean 22-Nov-04 at 1:46 pm | Permalink
There’s this new bike shop in Dundee. Every time I pass the window, my inner child throws a tantrum. I needs one. Especially a hand built, alloy framed, disc brake clad muther of nastiness like the one pictured. It will be mine.. Oh yes. It will be mine.
Dahling, of course you can have the bike… I’ll buy it for you as soon as you put your excessively large paycheck in our joint account. Anything your heart desires, my pretty….
Now Fred, when I said your purpose was to fulfill my every fantasy, I never said anything about a joint account.. You are purely unpaid tits and ass. Understand?
20-Nov-04 at 6:16 pm | Permalink
Nice brutal swearing there.
Also reasonable impression of Jar Jar Binks, like it.
21-Nov-04 at 8:31 pm | Permalink
Do you really want one? I thought I wanted a dig camera and got one as an early Christmas present and I hate it and have nothing to look forward to cos I already got my pressie.
But why do you want a damn bike anyway? Cyclists are pests.
21-Nov-04 at 8:33 pm | Permalink
em, sorry I’m trying to live up to my new posting name for 5 mins.
22-Nov-04 at 1:07 pm | Permalink
if you had asked for a lefty, perhaps….
22-Nov-04 at 1:46 pm | Permalink
There’s this new bike shop in Dundee. Every time I pass the window, my inner child throws a tantrum. I needs one. Especially a hand built, alloy framed, disc brake clad muther of nastiness like the one pictured. It will be mine.. Oh yes. It will be mine.
23-Nov-04 at 2:23 pm | Permalink
Don’t be fooled by the bike that I got
I’m still, I’m still Jilly from the block
You cunts.
23-Nov-04 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
*HAAARRR!!*
24-Nov-04 at 4:18 pm | Permalink
> if you had asked for a lefty, perhaps….
Oh, now I get it. Lefty.
Rapier-like : )
24-Nov-04 at 4:20 pm | Permalink
Dahling, of course you can have the bike… I’ll buy it for you as soon as you put your excessively large paycheck in our joint account. Anything your heart desires, my pretty….
26-Nov-04 at 4:56 pm | Permalink
Now Fred, when I said your purpose was to fulfill my every fantasy, I never said anything about a joint account.. You are purely unpaid tits and ass. Understand?