Fucking *AARRGHH*.
My parents are ‘helping’ me move into my new flat today, by breaking every cool thing I own. I’m going to fucking kill somebody. I bought this totally lush stainless steel clock last wk. One of those London/NY/Paris/Lochee ones. Twas goregeous. Note past tense. Also bought a beautiful steel/glass one in the same $hop. Which is now noticably lacking in the glass department. The death toll doesn’t stop there. Analogue poster. Tea stain. etc, etc..
Sorry… I need to take a moment..
On top of this, i’m in work trying to sort out something vaguely resembling workable shifts. Much to the f’ing and c’ing of my big big boss, the lovely Yvonne Dagan, who is the most peroxide of all the bints.
All in all, the weekend had better start improving here in, or I will be found in a spongy puddle at the bottom of a very tall buliding. Fucking Fuck Fuckety Fucking cunt. And also shite and bastard 
27-Aug-04 at 4:46 pm | Permalink
Is that a TF swear record? Must check the vaults.
27-Aug-04 at 10:45 pm | Permalink
Don’t know about that air, she left out the obvious bastard and shite. Schoolgirl error really.
29-Aug-04 at 2:24 pm | Permalink
And breathe.
Stress levels whilst moving house are roughly comparable to child birth, apparently. I reckon a bloke made that one up. Fitting a bed through a door is surely nowhere near as stressful as evacuating a 20 inch squealing monster out of your torn lady basket.
Where am I going with this? Uhmmm….
29-Aug-04 at 4:11 pm | Permalink
I’ll let you know. My wife is pregnant and we’re probably going to move house to accomadate said offspring.
30-Aug-04 at 9:26 am | Permalink
nice update there bean, constructive : )
31-Aug-04 at 11:55 am | Permalink
Aww, thanks..
30-May-06 at 12:03 pm | Permalink
Hi I saw your comments concerning Yvonne Dagan.
Where was she working, and where has she gone too.
wien
30-May-06 at 1:11 pm | Permalink
Ah, Yvonne was making my life a nightmare at that point. I was having a bad day. In the end, she was quite nice to me, really. I actually quite liked her. I’m sure she was good at her job, I was just bitter and twisted about having to work filthy hours after school in 4th year . . .
Bring on the libel lawyers though, Wien. Sure their attempt at putting the willies up me will be far more scary.
^ (o)___(o) ^
30-May-06 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
^^^ Hold on, sure that’s not a friendly enquiry bean?
Mind you the preposition got a brutal mangling with “gone too”…
31-May-06 at 9:01 am | Permalink
Who knows. Who are you Wien? Explain yourself. Draw pictures if necessary.
01-Jun-06 at 9:10 am | Permalink
quote=”jbean”
I bought this totally lush stainless steel c ock last wk. One of those London/NY/Paris/Lochee ones. Twas goregeous. Note past tense. Also bought a beautiful steel/glass one in the same $hop. Which is now noticably lacking in the glass department. Tea stain. etc, etc..
01-Jun-06 at 1:18 pm | Permalink
just a name from the past while I was at uniin central illinois
01-Jun-06 at 1:35 pm | Permalink
Wien were you at uni of central Illinois
What year?
01-Jun-06 at 3:37 pm | Permalink
R > Deserved that. Back in your box, bean
01-Jun-06 at 8:58 pm | Permalink
Can I touch your tea stain? I’m more gentle than Wien.
13-Jun-07 at 12:45 pm | Permalink
Yvonne Dagan back to square one do not pass go, I told you so.
11-Jul-08 at 1:47 pm | Permalink
Welcome to the official “Yvonne Dagan” thread on the internets.
If you are Yvonne and googling yourself again then hello!
Otherwise stop obsessing, be off and download some dwarf tossing pr0n or something.
18-Nov-09 at 1:34 pm | Permalink
Yvonne Dagan thought she was so clever did not understand that she was working in a funtionalist paradym.