important questions

Can you resist adding your self-righteous cock-sucking hypocritical support to – ugh – Thank You Tony?

Could the tediously-named Razorlight in fact be the next Ocean Colour Scene? Or better, could they be horrifically dismembered in a freak tour bus/combine harvester smash? Sadly probably not.

Can tomorrow’s inaugural Arbroath Seafront Spectacular succeed given the wettest June for decades (and despite my predicted hangover I valiantly pledge to report from the front and bring back pixels)?

Will anyone come to T on the Fringe with me, given tickets for Hope of the States, Sons & Daughters, The Walkmen and yourcodenameis:milo?

All these questions and more will be answered while you sleep, to be almost grasped and then forgotten for ever.