So sleepy I can hardly see. Sitting in an internet cafe in waverley station waiting for my train. The holiday was immense in every way imaginable. The journey there was a TF post in itself. So i’m going to do my usual random list, pop pickers. Oh yes.
Things wot I did/saw/etc on oliday.
- Sat 3 seats down from Cliff Richards on the way to Heathrow 
- Caught my flight to Amman with roughly 32 secs to spare as said flight was delayed.
- Realised that BA had somehow managed to double book my seat.
- Was very compliant with airhostess (chebs) and was duly rewarded with an upgrade to club class. Bonus.
*Tries to suppress her excitement … Fails dramatically*
- Realised that 3 seats up from me on the left was none other than one Angelina Jolie. Drooooooool.
- Met very smiley bf at the airport and remembered that oh yes, I really quite like him
- Bought the fucking superdooper titanium oakley halfwires i’ve been slavering about for years.
- Realised very quickly that arab drivers are fucking *psychopaths*
- Floated my ass in the dead sea. Weird.
- Realised that the dead sea tastes fucking heinous.
- squealed as the dead sea cauterised anything vaguely resembling broken skin.
- vowed never to swim in the dead sea again.
- cultivated a taste for lobster.
- realised that camel shit is by far the stinkiest.
- Laughed at the price of alcohol. £300 for a bottle of normal non vintage moet.
- felt sorry for the muslim girls who were dressed in black head to toe. Not good in 40 degree heat.
- felt sorrier for the phillipino street sweepers.
- learned to drive in a fucking massive truck! Grrr.
Ummm. More later. Including signpost readiung in cyprus, sex on jetski’s, arabic for beginners and sitting next to saddams lawyer on the way home. Byeee.
10-Aug-04 at 3:53 pm | Permalink
Sounds pretty eventful by god.
> Floated my ass in the dead sea. Weird
Not your ass I presume.