Shock news in the seminal reality show as housemates are cynically manipulated into hating one another and subsequently fed booze until it all kicks off. Security and psychologists called in, chaos. Easily the funniest quote of the week though:
After Marco taunted Jason with a camp dance the furious Scot said: “I might decide to knock the fuck out of you. I will fucking kill you. I’ll fucking take your head off Gimp-boy Gollum – don’t dance in my face. Don’t fucking disrespect me.”
Fantastic impromptu abuse, I love it.
20-Jun-04 at 3:26 pm | Permalink
Yes very restrained of the musclebound scotsman I thought. If it were me I’d have lost the rag with queenie boy on day 1 and would probably have been chucked out of the house for violent conduct on day 2.
27-Jun-04 at 6:00 pm | Permalink
Queenie boy > I really rather like him.
Who IS that blonde sweedish looking chick? Sweet jesus, yes! She’s fucking lush!
02-Jul-04 at 9:33 am | Permalink
Aye, I noticed that. The blonde lassie almost gave me a reason to devote any of my life at all to watching TV.
Then I remembered hardcore internet pornography and was saved.
02-Jul-04 at 6:06 pm | Permalink
Oh yeah, now I remember why I connected, thanks Air.
03-Jul-04 at 1:43 pm | Permalink
saving the world – one crusty sock at a time.
05-Jul-04 at 12:07 am | Permalink
The last pure lovely I saw onna telly was the woman on the Corn Flakes advert, who was just waking up, and had sexy messed-up hair. As soon as I told people of my love for her, she dissappeared forever. Sigh. There’s a moral there, somewhere, probably a pretty depressing one. Back to Alyson Hannigan, then. Or maybe Ian Somerhalder. “Fuck youuuu, prettyboy!!!”
I love Rules of Attraction.
Big Brother bores my teat.
08-Jul-04 at 2:23 pm | Permalink
Sweedish gal > Did you hear about her talking about how much she wanted the cameras to be turned off for just 15 mins, so that she could go and umm… What was it, stu? Ah yes, double click her mouse? Oh dear GOD.
Big bro is boring. Until they bring out the muddy naked chicks. Then i’m there.
15-Jul-04 at 9:52 am | Permalink
My honey du jour is the chick from the motorola print ads – The one with the short brown hair and the blue eyes? See this months FHM. (What? I didn’t buy it.. I live with a boy, remember?) She’s *gorgeous*. Looks like a sandal wearing tree climber too, if ever I saw one.