Today I am mostly trying to figure out how to issue shares and dividends from CLogic, while minimising the chances of Agent Smith from the Inland Revenue seizing me by the assets and roughly backdating my liabilities.
As relief, here’s a quick spasm of links.
Interest: continuing silence on Saddam’s trial.
Diversion: Bubble Bobble in flash.
Amusement: remember tragic spunk-gargling Claire Swire? This is what she looks like. Personally I would have difficulty shedding my load confronted with that coupon.
12-Mar-04 at 1:54 pm | Permalink
This one made me chuckle.
12-Mar-04 at 6:28 pm | Permalink
You may, or may not, know that I play with a brass band so I found this one rather worrying.
12-Mar-04 at 9:15 pm | Permalink
Ooh. You can pay me in shares if ya like! You would of course have to start referring to me as Ms. Menzies, start giving me the respect I deserve as a shareholder, and learn to operate within your new working hours of 06:30 to 05:00 Monday to Sunday..
I’m sorry dahling.. Have you seen how much Agent Provocateur costs? Go to it. *cracks whip*
14-Mar-04 at 10:10 am | Permalink
> brass band
Ah yes JJ. And our Al of course plays the trumpet.
Or was it the skin flute?
I forget.
> shares
Heh. Alas after careful research it appears the Revenue’s enthusiasm for Section 660A will scupper current plans. For the first time I actually care what comes out of the next Budget… times they are a-changin’.
14-Mar-04 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
skin flute > *L’s her AO.*
15-Mar-04 at 10:36 am | Permalink
Goodness. That was a very graphic description
> brains leaked out
It does go to show how us brass players take our lives in our hands every time we grab our instruments. Not like you wimpy guitar and bass players. Fingers get a bit sore sometimes do they?
> skin flute
I’m not drinking vodka with you again Bell, I wondered what that taste was in the morning, I thought I’d been eating tapioca.