“[On] September 14 2001, I stood in the ruins of the twin towers. I remember a lot that day …
As we all did that day, these men and women searching through the rubble took it personally. I took it personally.
“I have a responsibility that goes on. I will never relent in bringing justice to our enemies. I will defend America, whatever it takes.”
Go Prez.
24-Feb-04 at 7:12 pm | Permalink
fucking Eejit
25-Feb-04 at 10:33 am | Permalink
All you post-rockers out there, head on down to Subway (Cowgate) tomoro (Thursday 26th)night to see some fresh talent in action! You may well have heard of ‘Fuck Off Machete’ and ‘Paravion’, but the band you should reeally be interested in is (the one with the not-so-snappy name) ‘Entropy’ – a three-piece headed by a good friend of mine. Their demo rocks, and I’m pretty sure you will LIKE if you is a Mogger (oo, mebbe I can coin a new term?) – ahem, if you lurve Mogwai that is. Think doors open at 7.30, and is £4 entry. Oh and it’s Entropy’s inaugral performance, so offer support ye?
(Aaron, feel free to remove this if it constitutes er cheeky (illegit?) use of your web space – I dunno how freely I’m allowed to write stuff on here, let me kno?)
25-Feb-04 at 12:00 pm | Permalink
*sigh*
Did I point out that Friendster have a bulletin board feature for this kinda thing?
Saying that I did attend a rather special ganger/Wisdom of Harry gig in Londinium a few years back. Hopefully Fuck Off Machete are equally worth turning up for…
25-Feb-04 at 4:55 pm | Permalink
Hi readers! Today I got a contract cab into town and got a Whopper from Burger King. Yum!!!1! Outside was a homeless man with messy ginger hair, he was making up songs about the passers by and singing them in the style of the Boomtown Rats. One went, “They’re in a hurry, they’re off for a curry!!!” I can’t remember how the rest of it went. He had a dog. I bought a Big Issue off him, I didn’t read it but I do love the homeless, they are so jolly and merry. It was very cold! My hands were red. I’m glad I’m not homeless. Anyway ummm… then I went to McDonalds! Yes I know!!! I had just been to Burger King! (Ooh I’ve just thought, does anyone want to buy Tom Jones: Reload? I don’t want my copy anymore, I bought it for £13 but £12 is fine for friends!!) where was I … oh yeah so I went to McDonalds and I got a double cheeseburger!!! Bang goes the diet!!! LOL actually I’m bulimic. Look I’m going to need more space for this, Aaron can you give me a “moderator” login please. C-ya next time!! (i’ll be back 5.30, I like to stay in after work, I’ll explain laterz!!!)
25-Feb-04 at 6:39 pm | Permalink
Go on with your bad assed burger eating self, Ms. Rosy.. Just the thought of it is making me hungry. Perversely enough. Today I met up with a girl who I was introduced to last week. Had one of those bizarre conversations. She’s gay, from Edinburgh, and knows all my friends/ex’s/ms.demenours. She was even in the same establishment with the same group of friends the day I pulled the Debsorama.. (FYI, Aaron went one better than that, btw. He had us both in his bed later that night Legend.. Debs spilt red wine on his sheets. Remember? Lol.) but, we’d never been introduced until lately. How strange is that? Anyway. She was lovely. And dead interesting. A stockbroker until last year, when she gave it up to study Law here. No, I don’t fancy her. But yes. She is ace. And now i’m going home for a cup of tea.
25-Feb-04 at 6:51 pm | Permalink
And do you think its possible to get cramp in your throat? Scary as.. I can hardly swallow. Weird one. I think its because my tongue keeps getting far too interested in my now, not so horrific dental injury. Bad tongue. Oh, and again, FYI. The joey drooling has stopped, and I can now talk to ppl without fear of dribbling on them! Yuk. No need.
OK. I think i’ve talked enough shite for one day. Home time. Laters..
26-Feb-04 at 10:51 am | Permalink
> rosy
L0L!!!!!1
actually I was thinking of signing the domain ownership over to you, is this kewl??
*hugs*
26-Feb-04 at 1:45 pm | Permalink
self-im·por·tance (slfm-pôrtns)
n.
Excessively high regard for one’s own importance or station; conceit.
26-Feb-04 at 5:02 pm | Permalink
Give rosy a log-in Air, you big poo. She’s way funnier than me. I second the motion
26-Feb-04 at 5:08 pm | Permalink
I really didn’t want a log-on. I’m happy trolling http://com2.runboard.com/bchicagomobsmessageboard which is probably quite risky. I just wanted to invite everyone to Alopecia and the Just Williams, gigging at the Gilded Saloon tonite
Beaners, when are you next coming through? Steve and I secretly snuck to the Egg last weekend (very drunk, okay? we were being “ironic” or something) and it was ace to see Stu but I was hoping to see at least Airway to Heaven as well. XXX
26-Feb-04 at 5:34 pm | Permalink
> log-in
Fear not, I grokked rosy’s ironic tone and was spewing it in return.
> chicago mobs
Let’s have some linkage to some trolltype highlights then ros-E.
> Airway to Heaven
I find this very funny in the same way as Butthole Surfers’ opus Hairway to Steven.
Are we off-topic yet?? ; )
26-Feb-04 at 5:36 pm | Permalink
Embra > sometime very soon, my dear. The roses project I was on about got sent away yesterday, so today i’ve been finished the clockwork logic pdf’s for the airway to heaven – check your inbox tomorrow am. (i’d send you them now, but i’d probably get a shoeing) Everything seems to be slowing down to a comfortable rate… Something must be wrong.
Ooh. And i’m going to Amsterdam in April. Yay me.
26-Feb-04 at 6:03 pm | Permalink
That’s my log-in – you were close. I think they’re onto us, they’ve erased a load of my raps. A few pals and I were logging in with “Brother” avatars such as Derek Griffiths, Papa Lazaru etc. I am Gary WIlmot. I’ll tell you my two best raps:
i’m iscariot
i’m ainsley harriot
i rip off yo head so you hafta carry it
i whoop out my madhurfakkin percy peppa
and squirt yo bitch fulla nature’s cleansa
Then I did one about being a disabled street hawker
i sell my shit on the streets
i bend yo name outta wire
i can’t stand on my feets
but my ass is on fire
i’m a wheel deal fighter
one pound yo lighter
watch yo back cuz i’m an ear biter
I think there’s a price on my head now – thank fuck I’m not Gary Wilmot. x
26-Feb-04 at 6:20 pm | Permalink
I think ms. bell and I were writing that at the same time… loving airway to heaven. A genital tattoo waiting to happen. A la Justin from the darkness
*quite a lot of mirth happening whilst visualising that one*
26-Feb-04 at 7:16 pm | Permalink
Art Of Trolling #1: get a genuine user to repond seriously to your troll.
viz. Sidewayz takes the pink floyd bait.
Art Of Trolling #2: provoke a violent reaction from a normal user.
viz. list of white Chicago gangs (“INSANE HOODS”). Hit page 4 to bring on the trolls (“BATTENBERG FURY”).
Not quite textbook but very funny.
26-Feb-04 at 7:32 pm | Permalink
ms. bell > genuine typo. No, really..