What follows is a classic example of what happens when guys get drunk and desperate for a shag:
Ended up in the Tron on Friday night with Johnny from work and his mate Carol. Two other very drunk workmates (Darren and Paul) showed up later providing a great deal of amusement. Darren ended up incoherently babbling away to Carol about some nonsense and being frustrated by this she suggested that he stop it because, “You’re fucking with my mind…”, to which Darren replied, without missing a beat, in his best slurred, drunken voice:
“That’s not what I want to be fucking with tonight…”
He then continued his triumphant crusade of drunkenness by talking to three random girls in Whistle Binkies. One of them thought she recognised him and – being a classy sort of girl – enquired:
“Hey, haven’t I shagged you before? You’re that guy Shane who plays guitar in that band…”
Figuring that if she already thought they’d shagged she’d be gladly be up for it again Darren became ‘Shane’ for the time they spent together. Which was about 10 minutes, up until the point someone asked him – by name – what he was drinking.
06-Feb-04 at 1:13 am | Permalink
Did they end up spanking the monkey