1. his parents
2. EX-TER-MI-NATE
3. combine harvesters. no one knows why.
4. British rock band The Verve, post-Northern Soul (“THEY… JUST… LOST… IT”)
5. the ever-rising price of Duracell™
6. wine gums
7. that his lopsided face can only convey a nightmarish parody of human emotion
8. the word ‘spacker’
9. being called “Hawkings” (“THERE IS NO S… YOU… IGNORANT… INSECTS”)
10. ballroom dancing
11. being confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his natural life
{ 13 01 2004 }
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