1. dress up as oompa-loompa’s at halloween.
2. Hide in filing cabinets.
3. talk face to face with large dogs.
4. join the circus.
5. Eat a mcdonalds happy meal and no longer feel hungry.
6. Get drunk cheaper.
7. Assault school children, look innocent, and get away with it.
8. Duck under the wheels of passing Range Rovers.
9. use seagulls as transport
10. use mini skateboards with both feet.
{ 13 01 2004 }
13-Jan-04 at 1:16 pm | Permalink
11. Be an incredibly popular form of pornographic entertainment.
13-Jan-04 at 1:46 pm | Permalink
Staring me in the face, so it was.. Dying on my arse doing dayshift at work today. Made only slightly more bareable by the fact that i’m getting paid more than I ever have in my life. Triple time! because they’re enforcing migration from one (now melted) mail server to another. Sweet. Hmmm, and with these dayshift ladies, you will be spoiling us.. Eye candy. All of them.. Hot damn.
13-Jan-04 at 2:41 pm | Permalink
*obvious gag warning*
12. post mindless lists on TF
13-Jan-04 at 2:48 pm | Permalink
Haa haaaa. Controversial stuff.
13-Jan-04 at 3:48 pm | Permalink
Hi
i just stumbled upon your page and was pretty impressed! Cool!
15-Jan-04 at 5:22 pm | Permalink
13. take part in dwarf-tossing tournaments. Except in France.
Bonus points for identifying the difference between a dwarf and a midget? Anyone?
15-Jan-04 at 7:37 pm | Permalink
A v. attractive young nursey lady took my height today! 5’7 and-three-quarters, thankyou very much. *moons at Aaron*
15-Jan-04 at 7:39 pm | Permalink
I think you’d probably rather shag a dwarf, since they are often not entirely in proportion..
16-Jan-04 at 3:46 pm | Permalink
Dwarfism is a medical condition whereas midgets are just small people but with everything in proportion? That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
29-May-05 at 11:08 pm | Permalink
wel i really dont know but all i know is that im considered as a midget im 4ft8 and i am 15 years of age
30-May-05 at 1:20 pm | Permalink
How much are you? To buy, I mean . . .
30-May-05 at 9:26 pm | Permalink
Midgets are unreal. Get some pics on there though, so the whole world can see how beautiful they actually are. (naked preferably).
03-Jun-05 at 11:57 am | Permalink
The briefest of searches unearthed a site featuring this phrase:
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 3′ OF HARDCORE LUST MEETS 10″ OF DANGLING FURY!
“Dangling Fury” will now be the name of the racehorse I buy when I am old.
03-Jun-05 at 7:23 pm | Permalink
Lisa > You need a role model.
Air > Inspired. I laughed til I couldn’t breathe.
01-Aug-05 at 1:43 pm | Permalink
a midget is some one of small stature but has everything in proportion, where as a dwarf is small and because it effects the skeletal system is out of proportion in places.