London was FANTASTIC : )
Weather: warm
Environment: Massively crowded, dirty, alternating between sleezy and chic. Anonymous. Highly refreshing. Christmassy. Kinda sexy.
Wife: Ms. Jenny. Pissed and somewhat entertaining.
Accomodation: The Dolphin Square hotel, Westminster. Dahling.
Them: Solictiors, city types.
Us: baggy trouser clad gypsies. With funny hair.
Entertainment: The Tate modern, our hotel room (cartwheels in the lounge) , various restaurants, Copious flailing spasticity. With large backpacks. many wanderings. In every sense.
Deviant establishments visited: 2 – The Admiral Duncan (site of the infamous nail bombing) and the glorious, rapturous, infamous ladies only ‘Candy Bar’.. Jen hated it. I soooo didn’t.
money spent: Obscene. Living on beans til I graduate. Not even heinz ones.
Hit the ground running?: Oh SHIT yeah. Stupid amount to do between now and monday.
{ 20 11 2003 }
20-Nov-03 at 9:28 pm | Permalink
ohhh.. forgot. celebrities spotted: Robbie, who was at his new premiere, and the lovely Mrs. Tori Amos, who duly hugged us and politely signed our albums, whilst J got all breathless, and blushed incandescently; simultaneously commenting on how sad everyone else was for queueing for hours, Lol.
Q: What does a lesbian take on a second date?
A: A removal van.
Well, we’re kind of thinking about it, actually.. It’d be so damn cool to live there. And I was going to do a year out somewhere.. And why not in a place with more design agencies per square mile than Starbucks, right?
Music listened to: Goldfrapp ‘strict machine’ and generally the whole new album. Tori. Alex Parks on Mtv. Woof.
20-Nov-03 at 9:57 pm | Permalink
Jenny rocks, btw.. I’ll inflict her upon you at some point v. soon. I’m sure you’d all love her. She has great taste in farmyard unbderwear, and constantly fantasises about meat. Howez the lads! *ducks.. Covers ears*
26-Nov-03 at 5:21 pm | Permalink
> a removal van
full of double-ended dildos? Am I right?
Btw some kind of meeting-up would be useful beano, hopefully speak to you soon.
27-Nov-03 at 10:50 am | Permalink
Vile boy.
Flying visit tomorrow. Art thou free? get back to me asap, babe : )