never mind, maybe they will give corgan a bit part in a weak porn remake of “hellraiser”. on a related note, i have had the coolest idea. next time you see a suit running for a bus, yell “stop thief!” and wait for some have-a-go hero to rugby tackle the sod, thus making him a) break his nose and b) miss the bus. i haven’t managed to pull this off so far mind.
a, the ‘have a go hero’ was a high court judge, who was standing at the bus stop with his best mate, who just happened to be an off duty detective inspector?
b, the suit was actually a guy who had just recovered from a double amputation of his legs, only to have had them replaced the day before with bionic ones, thus when he got rugby tackled, both of them came off, and he fell in front of the bus? and got squasherated
c, the bus wasn’t actually a bus that he was running for but a part of the matrix that you only perceive to be a bus when the actual fact of the matter is that it was a wormhole that he was chasing which was his only chance of being in the right place at the right time to hand the magic key accross to the evil mouse god of death to thus insure the safety of the human race?
16-Sep-03 at 2:29 pm | Permalink
never mind, maybe they will give corgan a bit part in a weak porn remake of “hellraiser”. on a related note, i have had the coolest idea. next time you see a suit running for a bus, yell “stop thief!” and wait for some have-a-go hero to rugby tackle the sod, thus making him a) break his nose and b) miss the bus. i haven’t managed to pull this off so far mind.
16-Sep-03 at 5:10 pm | Permalink
> porn remake of Hellraiser
We will tear your hole apart! etc.
> next time you see a suit running for a bus
Reminds me of a scary ‘flying clothes’ dream I had as a child.
18-Sep-03 at 3:39 pm | Permalink
Mmm. Heh. Cunning. And Evil. You rock, Rosy.
but what if:
a, the ‘have a go hero’ was a high court judge, who was standing at the bus stop with his best mate, who just happened to be an off duty detective inspector?
b, the suit was actually a guy who had just recovered from a double amputation of his legs, only to have had them replaced the day before with bionic ones, thus when he got rugby tackled, both of them came off, and he fell in front of the bus? and got squasherated
c, the bus wasn’t actually a bus that he was running for but a part of the matrix that you only perceive to be a bus when the actual fact of the matter is that it was a wormhole that he was chasing which was his only chance of being in the right place at the right time to hand the magic key accross to the evil mouse god of death to thus insure the safety of the human race?
C’mon, how guilty would you feel?