no, this conversation isn’t important enough

This maybe isn’t quite worthy of its own entry but it made me laugh. It’s an email I received from a mate who received it from a colleague at his office.

Hello to you all

My hearing aid battery is running low at an alarming rate –
I expected at least another week with this battery ! and so I do not have a spare handy
I have switched it off (temporarily)
I will be able to use it for important conversations – for a short period of time
Meanwhile – I will enjoy the peaceful serenity of the workplace

Regards