This is the actual transcript of an email i just received from my friend Jamie. He should win an award for that particular misspelling.
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Ollie’s story: Melanie was soberly ironing some clothes when Ollie – being the sharp witted cheeky lad he is – dished out the sauvenist (i can’t spell that word – can’t even get close enough for spell checker to pick it up) comment to which her reply was a red hot iron pressed against his bottom and with a shot of steam for good measure, leaving a perfect impression of the sole plate of the iron scalded into his soft cheek complete with readable ‘Rowenta’ logo. After the hours of pain the big man went out on the beers and thought it a good idea to show everyone his new body art and hence got arrested on the street for indecent exposure! What a lad.
06-Aug-03 at 3:19 pm | Permalink
> can’t even get close enough for spell checker to pick it up
Ah ha haaaaaaa
Fantastic story.
07-Aug-03 at 9:33 am | Permalink
Branded! eech.
My first gf had a perfectly circular scar on her left bumcheek. Apparently she took a lady home one night, opened a bottle of wine, and decided to finish it in the bedroom.
They got kinda wasted, one thing led to another, and they both ended up falling asleep. So she wakes up in the middle of the night, naked. Decides she needs a wee, jumps out of bed, trips, and lands flat on her arse, on top of the glass. a 4hr wait, and 11 stitches later, she was ok. But they made her sit in the waiting room! Owww!