A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
“I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen”
The surprised salesman replies:
“But, madam, computers do not have curtains….”
And the blonde said:
“Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!!!!!!!!!”
09-Jul-03 at 1:53 pm | Permalink
Complete with a moron-level surplus of !s, another 3k of disk space wasted, thanks mate ; )
Saying that, crap/good joke for me this week is:
A red bull walks into a bar. The barman looks up and says:
“Hello. We’ve got a drink named after you.”
The red bull looks confused for a minute, and replies:
“But my name’s Eric.”
09-Jul-03 at 2:29 pm | Permalink
> moron-level surplus of !s
I retained the authenticity of the original text of the joke by deciding to keep the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’s in.
Oops, there goes another 3K… : /