My favourite five granny-friendly jokes, just for the record.
Q: How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and suck its cock.
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Q: What’s pink and silver and can’t turn around in corridors?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.
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Q: What’s pink and silver and crawls around bumping into things?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Q: What’s got four legs and one arm?
A: A dobermann in a playground.
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Q1: How do you get ten babies into a pint glass?
A1: With a blender.
Q2: How do you get them out again?
A2: Doritos!
04-Jul-03 at 8:55 pm | Permalink
Q. What’s the difference between a bucket full of sand and a bucket full of babies?
A. You can’t pitchfork sand.