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It really is a web cliche to apologise for lack of posting but honest guv, you wouldn’t believe how full the week’s been.
Check the time ffs, still at work. You need time to do journalistic justice to last weekend. Quality reportage an all. Will rectify soon as I can.

While we’re here, in last night’s dreaming I was the Eskimo god of war, which was nice (I didn’t know they had one). I had to do battle with a blue, Ganesh-like elephant deity after laying waste to his followers. Shortly afterwards Angelina Jolie baked some exquisite pastries over an open fire which we both enjoyed immensely.