Well, the preparations are complete for my first day as a high-flying contractor.
Got the sharp suit (tailor-made by a team of Bangkok artisans). Got the nifty specs (increase IQ by 15 points). Got the pretty nice haircut (wax by both Toni & Guy). Got the priceless handwritten notes (intellectual property theft). Got the gram of charlie (for that lunchtime boost).
Fitter, happier. No longer empty and frantic.
Note: only some of this is true.



01-Jul-03 at 12:11 am | Permalink
Dude, best of luck on the first day. Hope its less pants than my first at ScotWids.
01-Jul-03 at 8:07 am | Permalink
Yeh – all the best Doobs.
I hope it’s better than Craig’s first day too – he was hating it by 1200!
01-Jul-03 at 8:37 am | Permalink
Can you get me a freeview card for the porn channels.
Cheers air hope all goes well, let me know if it’s worth me dropping in a CV.
01-Jul-03 at 5:23 pm | Permalink
Good luck. You won’t need it..x
01-Jul-03 at 10:08 pm | Permalink
Hey,JJ, you’ll be in no fit state for spanking the monkey for the next couple of weeks, with those ribs. What do want a freeview card for?
Good luck air, hope it all goes well.
02-Jul-03 at 3:06 pm | Permalink
All the best and I miss you tons!
Love ‘n’ big slobbery kisses.