now self-employed

Well, the preparations are complete for my first day as a high-flying contractor.

Got the sharp suit (tailor-made by a team of Bangkok artisans). Got the nifty specs (increase IQ by 15 points). Got the pretty nice haircut (wax by both Toni & Guy). Got the priceless handwritten notes (intellectual property theft). Got the gram of charlie (for that lunchtime boost).

Fitter, happier. No longer empty and frantic.

Note: only some of this is true.