my god, it’s full of alcohol

Really, really, really not feeling tippity-top of the world of the pops for today’s 11-hour shift after an intensely self-abusive weekend.

Reebeast and Kat came out with Stuart(D). Drinks abounded, back to Harry’s for a birthday tashing. The only reason I’m still here is that the Penny Black is closed on Sunday mornings. A spectacularly lucky escape for P Moseley and me.

After regaining consciousness at 4pm yesterday, I tried to refuel with a dirty great Balti Green Herb Lamb while Farscape was on (quite watchable). The food was great but afterwards I genuinely felt like I might have a cardiac arrest. A bad sign surely.

Knowing I was up again at 05:30 this morning and feeling messed up, I slept only with difficulty and then fitfully. This was not helped by seemingly non-stop, extremely vivid dreams which were deeply unnerving in places.

On several occasions I found myself in the classic scenario where you wake up in your bed, it’s dark and you are absolutely certain of the reality of your situation before something fucking nuts happens (some faceless guy in a helmet started taking my hall apart) and you jolt awake in terror. And then you wonder if you’re really awake.

At one point I had a vivid and lengthy conversation with P Moseley as he tried to convince me I was still awake, by reading out sections from a book and pointing out the fact I couldn’t be making up everything he was saying.

Then later it became apparent that our Jill had written a book, and I was given a copy. I’m fairly certain it was called The Fabulous Visions of Valium Violet – really, don’t ask me – which was extraordinary as I spent ages in the dream actually reading the damn thing (it was pretty good).

The ability of your head to create convincing – and unexpected – stuff on the fly is pretty incredible.