Top Tips for Thievery

While we’re on the subject of Tesco I thought I might enlighten you all with a hit parade of thieveables. Listed in no particular order bar number one which has and probably will hold the top slot for decades to come.
1) Vodka
2) Bacon
3) Batteries
4) Razor Blades
5) Sweeteners
Generally small but valuable wins hands down and if you’re interested in any of the above get down the Barras at the weekend.