HAARRRRRR!!!!!

OK, I give in, I’m posting it.

It’s a transcript of a typically flirtatious chat session on AOL, but a bit darker and more extreme than usual. First noted on fugly.com, but here rendered in a pure text form.

Warning! Contains swearing and explicit sexual descriptions. [also note "celluloid" should be read as "cellulite" - ed.]

HAARRRRRR!!!!!