OK, I give in, I’m posting it.
It’s a transcript of a typically flirtatious chat session on AOL, but a bit darker and more extreme than usual. First noted on fugly.com, but here rendered in a pure text form.
Warning! Contains swearing and explicit sexual descriptions. [also note "celluloid" should be read as "cellulite" - ed.]



11-Apr-03 at 4:09 pm | Permalink
HAARRRRR YOU BITCH!!!
Excellent stuff Mr Bell. Congratulations on posting it, I knew you couldn’t resist : )
11-Apr-03 at 6:14 pm | Permalink
wtf? Haaaaarrrr!!!