DIY google misspellings

ah, why not, it’s a quiet day. Basic idea: think of a really unlikely typo and Google it. Chances are someone, somewhere has made it in a humorous fashion.

- I wonder what the treatment is for third degree bums?
- from now on my CV will also proclaim me an experienced conslutant.

And I really, really don’t advise trying my search for “grandfather cock” at work, aaaaargh.