newspaper hatred

Know what I really hate? People who read newspapers from the back page.

Ignorant, fuckpig monkeys with infinitely more interest in yesterday’s football pitch trivia than in real things happening in real places. Who flick their meagre heavy-browed attention over the brightly coloured photos and scorelines of the back section before a resigned flipover and cursory glance at the 300-point headline, maybe a quick workover of page 3. Fucking blinkered scum.

Saying that, the picture of Justin Timberlake and Kylie in today’s Sun is priceless, check his expression.