Jillian Menzies – Dog Whisperer.

Hi boys,

Soooo great to see you all last night.. even if it was but a brief interlude. I really miss you guys loads, y’know.. I’ve got loadsa mates in dundee and edinburgh, but I could count my best ones on my fingers (and maybe one toe..) Testiment to the fact that I can fuck off to the back of beyond for six months, see you once, act like nothings changed, and expect great chat. You rock.

But I gotta go home tonite, cos Phillipa my dawg (jack russell ankle biter looks like a raccoon) is not v. well at all. Aparently she’s bleeding from, well.. her lady bits : \ So i’m gonna go home and say soothing words to her, give her chocolate, and hot waterbottles, etc.. But i’ll be back soon as.. Its only three months til uni shuts its doors for summer, and i’ll be back in the vicinity like nothings ever happened. And i’ll be down to see y’awl before then.. if someone offers me a bed for t’night..

Dead glad that moseley’s got out of that fucking flat, btw..

Right. Gotta dash… Love y’awl loads.

Ps. Stu – hope your bowels have moved today. That is not healthy ;D