dammit, i’m good. Actually escaped with my job, my life, and my vital organs/limbs intact. Good recovery. Much to the dismay of the smug bastard of a teamleader, who told me to duck and cover.. was sweating like a blind lezzer in a fishmonger.. not good.
Right. Am off to buy the latest edition of ‘flash for mongals’ from amazon. God knows, I need it.
16-Jan-03 at 12:41 pm | Permalink
Well played.
> sweating like a blind lezzer in a fishmonger
ha ha
or
…like a whore in church
…like a pregnant nun
…like a fat kid in summer
I guess a mongal is a female mongol, right?
16-Jan-03 at 1:09 pm | Permalink
..like matthew kelly in mothercare.
I’ve always spelt it wiff a ‘a’ – maybe’s i’m wrong. Isn’t a mongol a resident of mongolia? answers on a postacardski..
16-Jan-03 at 1:54 pm | Permalink
It is definitely spelt mongol. I should know, I am one.
This is the funniest page ever, and it’s serious:
So: focus on the person, not the disability:-
“James, who has Down’s syndrome” NOT “Mongol boy James”
http://www.plymouth-diocese.org.uk/special_needs.htm
16-Jan-03 at 2:33 pm | Permalink
Correctamundo with Mongolia.
So:
Down’s Syndrome, NOT dribbling spanner
Stephen Hawking, NOT Davros on a bad hair day
Cerebral Palsy, NOT writhing mutant
Thalidomide victim, NOT lobster boy OR ‘Flipper’
16-Jan-03 at 3:26 pm | Permalink
> Thalidomide victim, NOT lobster boy OR ‘Flipper’
You had a cruel upbringing. Really must make a concious effort not to keep pissing myself in the ‘quiet area’.