I’m introducing a new word today.
adj. focknig
Roughly equivalent to the colloquial bloody, but more emphatic.
Example Usage:
- “the focknig web server is down again!”
- “…again? Focknig hell”
- “Stu, when are you getting a focknig round in?”
Well-read bloggers may recognise a parallel here with Rageboy’s fucknozzle. Personally I prefer comparisons with Shakespeare ; )
As an added bonus I note that Google returns absolutely no hits for this word. In other words, the next time this site is trawled, a search for focknig will return only entries from this journal. Might be interesting.



29-Jan-03 at 10:27 am | Permalink
Its kinda cute. I think you should add it to the pletora of good ism’s at http://www.pseudodictionary.com
I like fuckpig and fucknozzle too.
29-Jan-03 at 2:50 pm | Permalink
Google doesn’t seem to recognise focknig yet, which fokgnig sucks.
29-Jan-03 at 2:51 pm | Permalink
I can’t focknig believe I just spelt focknig as fokgnig there. What a focknig spastic : )
29-Jan-03 at 3:32 pm | Permalink
> Google doesn’t seem to recognise focknig
We should get refreshed within a few weeks.